Progress is mostly a matter of having everything you like and rely on slowly taken away from you.
Franklin's remark #14
Narcissism is becoming way too pervasive these days, and you can quote me on that.
Franklin's remark #1
Murphy's addendum: If it can't possibly happen it's a sure bet it will.
Franklin's remark #2
There's a good reason for everything, no matter how bad the reason is.
Franklin's remark #3
There's always a good reason for doing the wrong thing.
Franklin's remark #4
Nothing beats an actual fact like a theory.
Franklin's remark #5
Everyone's selfrighteous, and I'm right about that.
Franklin's remark #6
Generality is the height of pomposity.
Franklin's remark #7
Nobody ever went down in history for having a clean house.
Franklin's remark #8
Everybody thinks the Republicans are unprincipled. I disagree. I think the Republicans have all the principal. The rest of us have all the debt.
Franklin's remark #9
Decaffeinated coffee is a contradiction in terms.
Franklin's remark #10
I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth and it's been stuck in my craw ever since.
Franklin's remark #11
Just Google it is the last bastion of those who lack a source.
Franklin's remark #12
It's the people you disagree with who don't have their facts straight.
Franklin's remark #13
Progress is mostly a matter of having everything you like and rely on slowly taken away from you.
Franklin's remark #14
It is totally false that we have a multiple personality disorder.
Franklin's remark #15
Everyone is better than the rest of us.
Franklin's remark #16
There are two types of people: those who whine, and those who whine about people who whine.
Franklin's remark #17
Like anyone else, I'm basically not deterred by verifiable fact.
Franklin's remark #18
Just because I don't actually know anything please don't conclude that I will be embracing pseudoscience.
Franklin's remark #19
If it's bad enough it will go away.
Franklin's remark #20
Godot didn't show and I'm such a bad substitute. When do you take over?
Franklin's remark #21 | 
